Samples

NUTRITION ORGANIZATION
(Sales Pitch)
Original Client Copy

A lot of people ask us what it means to have Precision Nutrition Level 2 certification. It’s very intensive and has many components.

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

A lot of people ask us what it means to have Precision Nutrition Level 2 certification. It basically means you have a black belt in quinoa.

HOSPITAL
(Internal Presentation)
Original Client Copy

Our average patient was 88. Their patient experience was quite dated compared to what we are used to now.

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

Our average patient was 88. They'd say funny stuff like 'In my day, we paid our copay to Christopher Columbus.'

eTEXTBOOK PUBLISHER
(Online Course)
Original Client Copy

Don’t worry about our pop quizzes. They’re fine.

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

Don't worry about our pop quizzes. Think of them as the Snapchat of tests!

MARKETING DEMO
(Conference Session)
Original Client Copy

People are paying less and less attention to commercials. Eventually the Weather Channel will be forced to use product placement. That will get interesting.

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

People are paying less and less attention to commercials. Eventually the Weather Channel will be forced to use product placement. (a la a meteorologist) ​Folks on the Doppler you’ll see our storm, shaped like a 2018 Ford Fusion! Luckily, like a pimple treated with Proactive, it should clear up by Friday!

APP PRESENTATION
(Investors Pitch)
Original Client Copy

Growing up I was bullied. My favorite movie was The Karate Kid. It inspired me to make [APP NAME] to help kids.

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

Growing up I was bullied. My favorite movie was The Karate Kid. It inspired me to make [APP NAME] to help kids. You’ll think it’s so helpful you’ll start calling me Mr. Miyagi!

STARTUP ALL-STAFF INTERNAL EVENT
(Going away toast for departing VP)
Original Client Copy

[VP] once told me he takes 40,000 steps a day. That doesn’t make sense!

Laugh Dealer Punch-Up

[VP] once told me he takes 40,000 steps a day. HOW? We work in an OFFICE. What the heck is he doing? Constantly running from [VP’s boss]? Refilling his water bottle 4,000x a day?

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